I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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