overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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