She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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