its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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