with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
My feet surprised me
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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