Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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