i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
