In the future we'll all be gay
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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