But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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