he puts the penis in happiness.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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