There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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