Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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