you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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