Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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