On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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