The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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