My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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