Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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