I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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