had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Can I color on your dick again?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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