just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
my being single is dangerous.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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