Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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