so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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