What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
These tits shall not be calmed
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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