Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
People in love make me want to vomit
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I will be naked everywhere
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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