I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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