I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
How naked do you want me to be?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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