Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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