No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
