Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
