Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
They have beer where we have blood.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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