Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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