Don't you send me to vm
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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