awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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