Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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