the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
