Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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