wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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