i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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