I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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