Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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