He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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