well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
