Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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