It's Friday. Sex?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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