If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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