update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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