if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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