oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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