I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Randomize
