But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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